"Hungry moose go yard-to-yard for food"
"Pink 'Hello Kitty' gun shoots real bullets"
"Lindsay Lohan nude pics emulate Monroe's"
Dear CNN:
.... Are you for real? Hungry moose? Pink 'Hello Kitty' guns? Lindsay Lohan nude? I don't visit CNN.com to read about this kind of crap--that's what that one site by that Perez dude is for.
I'm sure that in your own defense, you'd have some lame excuse about how today is a slow news day... but regardless, a front page story about hungry moose is a ridiculous new low, even for you guys. You folks at CNN really need to stop passing off this entertainment b.s. as legit news if you want to salvage your reputability as a premier (hah) news source. Does anyone there still care?
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. I'm switching to BBC as my browser homepage and so should you.
P.P.S. While you're at it, consider running this headline: "Glo gets munchies, raids neighbor's fridge; neighbor 'sue's (pun intended)".... I came up with this one myself! Go me.
